Penguins Feet Not Happy, Mountaineers Dance to Chattanooga

Chattanooga is one hard word to spell.  To be honest, I'm not even sure if I spelled it right.  One second... yep, thank you wikipedia.  Appalachian State (Jesus D-1aa or whatever you're called, get easier things to spell) pounded the crap out of the Youngstown State Penguins, winning somewhere around the score of 49-24.  The Mountaineers jumped out to a 28-7 lead with 3 minutes left in the 1st half and never looked back. This is the second consecutive trip to the 1-aa Championship game for App State, having beaten Northern Iowa last season to win it all.  They get UMass on Friday.  Having been to Chattanooga for a previous title game (Furman losing to Montana... FU Bobby Johnson, may you rot in hell, err... Vandy, whatever), I can tell you its an absolutely miserable place to spend time in the winter.  Completely dreary.  It's almost a blessing to just lose beforehand rather than visit that place. Anyway, good luck to UMass... and for the love of God, don't hook up with any App State girls.