In its never-ending quest to make completely idiotic rulings on completely mundane subjects, the NCAA has gone and edged in on every frat boy's favorite art... the art of Cock-Blocking.
The NCAA has ruled that the South Carolina Gamecocks can only play their Rooster crow over the sound system before and after games, at the half, after a score, and after a time out. Otherwise, the cock doesn't get to crow. Even if you feel the need to deny Jesus as your savior, you won't be given the chance, let alone doing so three times.
Come on NCAA, lets get serious for a second. Is it really that bad that they play a simulated rooster crow? It's not like they played it when the other team was calling an audible. Auburn plays their stupid Tiger growl after every play. And what is more enjoyable than hearing a rooster crow? I defy you to play me a better sound that doesn't involve a woman.... and possibly a rooster. Once again, the NCAA gets its feathers in a bunch, only this time, they've moved on from people to fowl.
Well to you NCAA, I call fowl.
