Taking campuses by storm

No, I don't mean massive outbreaks of the clap. It's the new Helmet mp3 at the aptly named helmetmp3.com. The title of the site is about as descriptive as it needs to be, because you're getting what you pay for. It's a mini helmet with an mp3 player inside... and a fugly mp3 player at that. To show they're serious, their FAQs are serious: "Q: Why don't you have my favorite team? A: We are working on adding more teams. But please, fill out the request form and let us know what team you would like to add." That's it... no other questions are frequently being asked. It's 1 gig and handles a couple of WMA DRM schemes, but I have no idea it will actually work with anything useful. But you can be the bell of the ball at your college. Imagine the women you'll pick up at a drunken tailgate. Just put it on your belt and tell them to put their ears to your helmet. At the site, make sure to look at the high res pics. They're a massive amount of pixels, for something that can't be more than like 3 inches big. Here is a list a schools that are available (and yes, Boston College is popular enough to be listed twice): Air Force Falcons Alabama Crimson Tide Arizona Wildcats Arizona State Sun Devils Arkansas Razorbacks Army Black Knights Auburn Tigers Boston College Eagles Boston College Eagles BYU Cougars Cincinnati Bearcats Colorado Buffaloes Colorado State Rams Duke Blue Devils East Carolina Pirates Florida Gators Florida State Seminoles Fresno State Bulldogs Georgia Bulldogs Illinois Fighting Illini Kansas Jayhawks Kansas State Wildcats Kentucky Wildcats Louisville Cardinals LSU Tigers Michigan Wolverines Michigan State Spartans Mississippi State Bulldogs Missouri Tigers Navy Midshipmen Nebraska Cornhuskers North Carolina Tar Heels Northwestern Wildcats Oklahoma Sooners Oklahoma State Cowboys Ole Miss Rebels Oregon State Beavers Penn State Nitany Lions Pitt Panthers Purdue Boilermakers South Carolina Gamecocks TCU Horned Toads Tennessee Volunteers Texas Longhorns Texas A&M Aggies Texas Tech Red Raiders UCLA Bruins Washington Huskies